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8:58am September 23, 2014

four-toed-creed:

this is so great

11:00pm September 22, 2014

lit-tra-lee:

theamazonprince:

this is some fucked up stuff

amazing i wish there were more of these

10:18pm September 22, 2014

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

9:50pm September 22, 2014

morpheuskilljoy:

themaraudingtrio:

ghostfishkrillah:

(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)

image

LOOK WHAT I MADE

reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif

9:12pm September 22, 2014

charlesoberonn:

noodle2thedoodle:

inediblepeaches:

st8remaster:

blackbanshee:

noodletothedoodle:

Aries -Jafar
Taurus - Gaston
Gemini -the evil queen
Cancer - Dr. Facilier
Leo -Scar
Virgo -Maleficent
Libra-Frollo
Scorpio -Hades
Sagittarius - The Queen of Hearts
Capricorn -Cruella De Vil
Aquarius -Hook
Pisces-Ursula 

ok I’m done for the day

Hell yeah evil queen represent

pssst homestuck fandom, do something

pffffff

(Made by samael for a different post, it fits here too)

8:59pm September 22, 2014

helloeverybodymynameisnotsogrump:

Don’t you want a man who’s tall who’s name is Dan & is Jewish

Why Yes I do

8:31pm September 22, 2014

jackbaracumquat:

JACKBARACUMQUAT’S 40K GIVAWAY

oh goodness its giveaway time again.

So we have some extra Macbooks lying around at work and I managed to obtain a couple of them. So I was like “hey lets do another giveaway I guess since I just got back to 40k followers” sound good? I  think so.

whatchu get

a 2011 macbook pro that has barely been used

sweet ass keyboard covers

okay so rules and such:

must be following me (jackbaracumquat) because follower giveaways and such. Unfollow me after I don’t care but I will check and see if the winner is following me.

likes and reblogs both count since I know its easier to keep track of things when you like them. More reblogs more chances and whatever.

and I will use a random generator to pick the winner!!!

AND I WILL SHIP WORLDWIDE! (But it may take longer to get it out to you if you live in some place like Guam or something because I feel like thats really expensive)

okay so I will be choosing the winner on November 16th (because I like that day) and winner will be inboxed (SO KEEP YOUR INBOX OPEN BECAUSE IF I CAN’T MESSAGE YOU YOU WON’T GET IT)

And IF I GET A TON OF HATE MAIL LIKE I DID LAST TIME I’ll just shut the whole thing down. Not dealing with that. And I know who sends me the hate so just keep that in mind if you send me hate I will guarantee that you don’t win.

GOOD LUCK. INBOX ME IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS. 

8:30pm September 22, 2014
phlintscones:


jchelseaw:

the-steve-bucky-ship:

darthstitch:


High-Res [x]

A Steve is a Steve no matter how small. 
A Steve is a Steve no matter how tall.

Really highlights how much of a difference Bucky would have had to get used to.

OMFG I JUST REALIZED IMAGNINE HOW MANY TIMES BUCKY TURNED AROUND TO SAY SOMETHING TO STEVE AND WAS SUDDENLY TALKING TO HIS BOOBS AND YOU JUST KNOW STEVE CRACKED A JOKE ABOUT “MY EYES ARE UP HERE, BUDDY” AND “IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ONE OF THE GIRLS YOU DATE? *COVERS CHEST IN PRETEND SHYNESS*”
aslkdfjasdfkljsfjk ITS SO AMUSING!

OMG YES

phlintscones:

jchelseaw:

the-steve-bucky-ship:

darthstitch:

High-Res [x]

A Steve is a Steve no matter how small.

A Steve is a Steve no matter how tall.

Really highlights how much of a difference Bucky would have had to get used to.

OMFG I JUST REALIZED IMAGNINE HOW MANY TIMES BUCKY TURNED AROUND TO SAY SOMETHING TO STEVE AND WAS SUDDENLY TALKING TO HIS BOOBS AND YOU JUST KNOW STEVE CRACKED A JOKE ABOUT “MY EYES ARE UP HERE, BUDDY” AND “IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ONE OF THE GIRLS YOU DATE? *COVERS CHEST IN PRETEND SHYNESS*”

aslkdfjasdfkljsfjk ITS SO AMUSING!

OMG YES

8:10pm September 22, 2014
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8:08pm September 22, 2014

usswillton:

protip: if it looks like a chain email from your mum, it probably was a chain email your mum got at some point. snopes.com is a wonderful treasure and one this website would do well to discover.

8:07pm September 22, 2014

0m:

You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection

8:02pm September 22, 2014
7:56pm September 22, 2014

supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.