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1:55pm July 31, 2014

arsenic-in-my-catnip:

spookybal:

deanfrompurgatory:

thehousesofhades:

IT MAKES ME SAD TO THINK THAT WHEN I DIE THERES GOING TO BE ABOUT A THOUSAND BOOKS PUBLISHED WITH STORIES THAT IM NOT ABLE TO READ BECAUSE I DIED

WHAT ABOUT THE TV SHOWS

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That’s it
I’m becoming immortal

1:53pm July 31, 2014

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

1:41pm July 31, 2014
naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

naamahdarling:

adventurotica:

I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.

I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.

1:29pm July 31, 2014
profoak:

yogaboi:

Mega Shuckle CONFIRMED

…

profoak:

yogaboi:

Mega Shuckle CONFIRMED

1:19pm July 31, 2014
1:12pm July 31, 2014

evil-bones-mccoy:

gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

/screams loudly

12:54pm July 31, 2014
gotitforcheap:

yugichrist:

now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!

*sniffs the meme in his wine glass* ah, vintage 2005.

gotitforcheap:

yugichrist:

now THAT’S a meme……simply exquisite!

*sniffs the meme in his wine glass* ah, vintage 2005.

12:49pm July 31, 2014
luckyra88it:

awwww-cute:

Little guy fell asleep in a basket with his golden retriever puppies

how the fuck is it legal for something to be this many levels of cute.

luckyra88it:

awwww-cute:

Little guy fell asleep in a basket with his golden retriever puppies

how the fuck is it legal for something to be this many levels of cute.

12:43pm July 31, 2014

bludgeoner:

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hey guys so i ran into a huge wad of cash recently (i promise i didn’t rob a bank or anything) and i wanted to do something nice

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here’s what you will win (all items will be brand new and in their original boxes/packages)

  • a hand written thank-you letter from me
  • 1 anime figure of your choice *Figma Sword Art Online Kirito figure OR Good Smile Sword Art Online Asuna figure OR Square Enix and Bandai Play Arts Kai Final Fantasy XIII-2 Lightning figure*
  • Limited Edition Nintendo 3DS XL LOZ: A Link Between Worlds Bundle
  • Pokemon X
  • Pokemon Y
  • Animal Crossing: New Leaf
  • 2 Puchimaru Nyangkotai Mascots of your choice *white, orange, multi, gray, or black* (i have something similar to these and trust me they are sooo cute)
  • Jumbo XL Rilakkuma plush
  • Dangan Ronpa Monobear 18” Plush
  • Moss Filled Sphere Necklace
  • cat dress of your choice *white OR pink - sizes S, M, L*
  • high heels of your choice *black bone ankle boots, OR white lace pearl heels - us sizes 5, 6, 7, 8*
  • Shingenki no Kyojin Attack On Titan t shirt of your choice *style 1 or 2, sizes L only*
  • Dark Souls 2 for platform of your choice *PS3, Xbox 360, OR PC*
  • Wolfenstein: The New Order for platform of your choice *PC, Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, OR Xbox One*
  • Song of Ice and Fire series: A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, and A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin
  • The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (warning you will probably cry)
  • any 2 minecraft plushies *enderman, skeleton, zombie, or creeper*
  • any wig of your choice under $50 from spreepicky
  • any game of your choice under $50 on steam (don’t forget to send me your id if you win)
  • a 75 dollar amazon gift card
  • 3.5mm Earphones of your choice *Korilakkuma (white), or Rilakkuma (brown)*
  • Game Grumps Soundbyte Keychain
  • any selfie reblogs

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rules

  • MUST be following me, aka bludgeoner. i WILL check. you’ll be disqualified if you don’t. (also feel free to just start talking with me if you wanna bc im usually pretty lonely). don’t enter and follow me if you’re just gonna unfollow afterwards/later on.
  • this is optional but it’d be real swaggy if you can follow me on deviantart (you’ll get an additional entry if you watch + note me (pls dont comment it on my profile its harder to keep track) on there with your tumblr url)
  • all you have to do is reblog this post dude, and as much as you want too. the more you reblog the more entries you have.
  • don’t delete the text pls or else you WILL be disqualified
  • likes don’t count but feel free to like to save it, you’re NOT disqualified if you do
  • if you win you must respond within 48 hours pls
  • pls don’t unfollow afterwards if you do/don’t win bc that’s actually really rude and i have a tracker okay and if you unfollow you won’t be able to participate in any of my future giveaways.

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other info

  • anyone of any age can enter, but if you’re under 18 you should probably check with your parent(s)/guardian(s) to see if they’re cool with me having your address
  • anyone of any gender can enter
  • anyone of any country can enter
  • i can ship to p.o. boxes too
  • shipping is entirely free
  • this giveaway starts june 17 2014
  • this giveaway ends august 31st 2014 at 11:59am est so wow you can enter the whole summer (hence summer giveaway)
  • giveaway must reach at least 10,000 notes to go on
  • winner will be announced on my blog a few hours/days after giveaway has ended and when they respond back to my message
  • if you win and you DON’T want a certain item(s) PLEASE LET ME KNOW!! because i don’t wanna spend money for something you don’t want okay so please please do tell me
  • good luck to everyone who enters
  • oh you might wanna check back on this original post frequently just in case i update it or something idk
  • hope you guys have a great day

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12:38pm July 31, 2014
comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

12:37pm July 31, 2014

olechandserif:

Barry, can you but in a floating burger with eyes, smiling, gently floating right to left across the screen. 

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Thank you Barry

12:35pm July 31, 2014

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes